Qualified Ish L&E Unisex Tee
XS
$29.99
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Clean cut. Soft candy. Tactical intent.
This fitted tri-blend tee turns classic Valentine’s candy hearts into Recruiter-grade humor. Sweet on the surface, chaotic underneath, just like the enlistment process. It’s the shirt you wear when you want to celebrate the win and remind everyone it wasn’t an accident.
Perfect for Recruiters, Future Soldiers, and anyone who survived the pipeline and lived to joke about it.
Fit Check:
Athletic cut. Slightly fitted through the chest and shoulders.
Size up if you want room to breathe. Stay true to size if you like it sharp.
Gear Specs:
-Tri-blend fabric: soft, durable, and all-day wearable
-Pre-shrunk: because commitment issues shouldn’t apply to tees
-Lightweight stretch: moves with you from booth to briefing
Valentine’s-ready, casual day safe, Recruiter-approved
Because nothing says Love & Enlistment like candy hearts with consequences.
Qualified Ish L&E Unisex Tee
$29.99
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This fitted tri-blend tee turns classic Valentine’s candy hearts into Recruiter-grade humor. Sweet on the surface, chaotic underneath, just like the enlistment process. It’s the shirt you wear when you want to celebrate the win and remind everyone it wasn’t an accident.
Perfect for Recruiters, Future Soldiers, and anyone who survived the pipeline and lived to joke about it.
Fit Check:
Athletic cut. Slightly fitted through the chest and shoulders.
Size up if you want room to breathe. Stay true to size if you like it sharp.
Gear Specs:
-Tri-blend fabric: soft, durable, and all-day wearable
-Pre-shrunk: because commitment issues shouldn’t apply to tees
-Lightweight stretch: moves with you from booth to briefing
Valentine’s-ready, casual day safe, Recruiter-approved
Because nothing says Love & Enlistment like candy hearts with consequences.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
