Hormonal Hydrated Motivated Women's Tee
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$29.99
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Soft. Sharp. Ready for Contact.
This isn’t just a tee—it’s a uniform for the Unhinged Recruiter who can outwork the office and out-style the civilians. With a relaxed fit and tactical-level comfort, it’s built for everything from cold call chaos to Command photo day.
Why You Need It:
-100% combed and ring-spun cotton — soft as hell, tough enough to survive MEPS
-Relaxed fit — breathable, flattering, and mission-flexible
-Pre-shrunk — because your wardrobe should survive the laundry, not fear it
Own the look. Control the room. Enlist the chaos.
And if Ops. has questions, just say it's part of your issued confidence.
Hormonal Hydrated Motivated Women's Tee
$29.99
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This isn’t just a tee—it’s a uniform for the Unhinged Recruiter who can outwork the office and out-style the civilians. With a relaxed fit and tactical-level comfort, it’s built for everything from cold call chaos to Command photo day.
Why You Need It:
-100% combed and ring-spun cotton — soft as hell, tough enough to survive MEPS
-Relaxed fit — breathable, flattering, and mission-flexible
-Pre-shrunk — because your wardrobe should survive the laundry, not fear it
Own the look. Control the room. Enlist the chaos.
And if Ops. has questions, just say it's part of your issued confidence.
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |
