Smells Like Enlistments 9oz Candle
Apple Harvest
$22.99
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For the GC who’s processed 20 enlistments this week and still kept their cool.
Soft, clean, and slightly chaotic — just like the job. This candle doesn’t actually smell like stress, rushed waivers, or missing 2807s... but it should. Instead, it brings a calm scent to the only person holding the mission together at MEPS.
Why It Works:
100% natural soy wax — no synthetic drama
100% cotton wick — burns evenly, unlike most packets
Burns 50–60 hours — longer than a shipping delay
Glass jar — looks sharp on any GC’s desk
Smells like professionalism under pressure.
Burns like the midnight oil it takes to make it all happen.
Smells Like Enlistments 9oz Candle
$22.99
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Soft, clean, and slightly chaotic — just like the job. This candle doesn’t actually smell like stress, rushed waivers, or missing 2807s... but it should. Instead, it brings a calm scent to the only person holding the mission together at MEPS.
Why It Works:
100% natural soy wax — no synthetic drama
100% cotton wick — burns evenly, unlike most packets
Burns 50–60 hours — longer than a shipping delay
Glass jar — looks sharp on any GC’s desk
Smells like professionalism under pressure.
Burns like the midnight oil it takes to make it all happen.
