This is a Bribe 16oz Can Glass
$22.99
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For the GC who’s seen the packet, fixed the packet, and still didn’t snitch.
This can-shaped glass is the most low-key “thank you” in the game. It’s sleek, desk-ready, and comes with a lid and straw — so they can sip like a professional while pretending not to see the red flags in Section VI.
Why It Works:
-16oz = perfect for iced coffee, sodas, or mocktails in the MEPS break room
-Comes with lid + straw — because discretion is key
-Smooth glass design = looks good next to contract stacks
-Hand-wash only — but they already do the hard work, so what’s one more thing?
Technically it’s a bribe.
Realistically? It’s earned.
This is a Bribe 16oz Can Glass
$22.99
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This can-shaped glass is the most low-key “thank you” in the game. It’s sleek, desk-ready, and comes with a lid and straw — so they can sip like a professional while pretending not to see the red flags in Section VI.
Why It Works:
-16oz = perfect for iced coffee, sodas, or mocktails in the MEPS break room
-Comes with lid + straw — because discretion is key
-Smooth glass design = looks good next to contract stacks
-Hand-wash only — but they already do the hard work, so what’s one more thing?
Technically it’s a bribe.
Realistically? It’s earned.
