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Because a perfect packet deserves more than just a “thanks.”
This is the kind of bribe that stays on the desk, gets used after hours, and says exactly what you mean — without crossing the HR line. Sleek, sincere, and maybe a little strategic, it’s the quiet gift for the GC who got your waiver through or salvaged a ship date.
Why It Works:
-10.5oz = just right for whiskey, bourbon, or end-of-day desk reflection
-Sturdy glass build = built like the person you're giving it to
-Printed with tact and just enough sarcasm
-Hand-wash only — because respect takes effort
Not dishwasher safe.
But neither is your gratitude.
This is a Bribe Rocks Glass
$18.99
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This is the kind of bribe that stays on the desk, gets used after hours, and says exactly what you mean — without crossing the HR line. Sleek, sincere, and maybe a little strategic, it’s the quiet gift for the GC who got your waiver through or salvaged a ship date.
Why It Works:
-10.5oz = just right for whiskey, bourbon, or end-of-day desk reflection
-Sturdy glass build = built like the person you're giving it to
-Printed with tact and just enough sarcasm
-Hand-wash only — because respect takes effort
Not dishwasher safe.
But neither is your gratitude.